Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:
“Buzz and Woody have a bond
And a friendship that is fond:
Let’s turn that to raunch,
So that they can launch
To iniquity and beyond.”
“Woody, why are you toying with me?
Woody, why can’t you see what could be?
Woody, why won’t you try
And reach for this guy?
Woody, you’ve got a friend in me.”
Last week’s limerick
We’re on sexual strike, women bray,
As if any man cares what they say:
They’re upset that the Court
Killed the “right” to abort,
Even though they’re repulsive or gay.