{"id":9033,"date":"2014-03-24T08:04:11","date_gmt":"2014-03-24T13:04:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/?p=9033"},"modified":"2014-03-24T08:04:11","modified_gmt":"2014-03-24T13:04:11","slug":"your-weekly-politickle-michelle-entire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/your-weekly-politickle-michelle-entire\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Politickle: MICHELLE ENTIRE"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:<\/strong><\/p>\n

MICHELLE ENTIRE
\nYou have covered some miles, we can tell,
\nAnd have left some impressions as well,
\nYour ego\u2019s inflated,
\nAnd you\u2019re way overrated:
\nYou\u2019re entirely unbalanced, Michelle.<\/p>\n

From the archive:<\/em><\/p>\n

VACAY
\n\u201cGoing places together\u2019s a drag
\nAs Michelle and I\u2019d rather go stag:
\nEither way, we both will
\nRashly run up the bill
\nAnd leave taxpayers holding the bag.\u201d
\n(2013)<\/p>\n

FREELOADER
\nWhat began with such grand expectations
\nAs a quest for the best destinations
\nFinds Michelle scaling back
\nWhen it\u2019s up to Barack
\nTo finance his own family\u2019s vacations.
\n(2012)<\/p>\n

DEADBEAT
\n\u201cOh, Barack, this is fabulous \u2013 still,
\nCan we really afford such a thrill?\u201d
\n\u201cStop your worrying, honey,
\nIt isn\u2019t our money:
\nSomeone else will be footing the bill.\u201d
\n(2011)<\/p>\n

ME SHELL
\nWhile the rest of us scrimp all the time,
\nShe displays an indifference sublime:
\nOur First Lady, Michelle,
\nDoes exceedingly well
\nAs she travels the world on our dime.
\n(2010)<\/p>\n

Last week’s limerick:<\/em><\/p>\n

CYCLEPATH
\nBiker Barry\u2019s passed inspection,
\nWith horns, bells and light-reflection,
\nNeon helmet and scads
\nOf streamers and pads,
\nBut he\u2019s going the wrong direction.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: MICHELLE ENTIRE You have covered some miles, we can tell, And have left some impressions as well, Your ego\u2019s inflated, And you\u2019re way overrated: You\u2019re entirely unbalanced, Michelle. From the archive: VACAY \u201cGoing places together\u2019s a …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"Your Weekly Politickle: MICHELLE ENTIRE - Politickles","description":"Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: MICHELLE ENTIRE You have covered some miles, we can tell, And have left some i"},"_slim_seo_primary_term_category":0,"_slim_seo_primary_term_post_tag":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[588,3578,4454,2646,3580,3581,12,4268,2442,7],"class_list":["post-9033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-fr-duplantier","tag-first-lady","tag-michelle-entire","tag-michelle-obama","tag-michelle-travel","tag-michelle-vacation","tag-obama","tag-obama-vacation","tag-political-limerick","tag-politickle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9033","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9033"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9033\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}