{"id":8681,"date":"2013-11-18T11:00:49","date_gmt":"2013-11-18T17:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/?p=8681"},"modified":"2013-11-18T11:00:49","modified_gmt":"2013-11-18T17:00:49","slug":"your-weekly-politickle-obamawear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/your-weekly-politickle-obamawear\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Politickle: OBAMAWEAR"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"MaoSuits\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:<\/strong><\/p>\n

OBAMAWEAR
\nThis new one-size-fits-all suit fits bad
\nAnd cost more than the nice suit I had:
\nThe new jacket\u2019s too tight,
\nThe new trousers aren\u2019t right,
\nAnd my one choice of fabric was plaid.<\/p>\n

From the archive:<\/em><\/p>\n

OBAMA\u2019S NEXT GREAT IDEA
\n\u201cUniforms are the ultimate tool
\nTo ensure academic renewal \u2013
\nThink of Junior how cute
\nIn his little MAO* suit,
\nGetting ready to head off to school!\u201d
\n*Mandated Academic Outfit
\n(2009)<\/small><\/p>\n

NO CHILD LEFT
\nIf a kid is a bit of a scamp
\nAnd resists the new socialist stamp,
\nHe will be reassigned
\nAnd his mind realigned
\nAt a reeducational camp.
\n(2008)<\/small><\/p>\n

THE LIKENESS MONSTER
\nHow grim is the socialist plan
\nTo create a new socialist man
\nWho\u2019ll be malleably meek
\nAnd in no way unique
\nIn a world that is hopelessly bland!
\n(1998)<\/small><\/p>\n

Last week\u2019s limerick:<\/em><\/p>\n

TA DA!
\n“I’m so sorry Obamacare’s bad
\nAnd the folks I bamboozled are mad,
\nBut I’ve not been defeated:
\nIn fact, I’ve succeeded —
\nIn breaking the system we had.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: OBAMAWEAR This new one-size-fits-all suit fits bad And cost more than the nice suit I had: The new jacket\u2019s too tight, The new trousers aren\u2019t right, And my one choice of fabric was plaid. From the …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"Your Weekly Politickle: OBAMAWEAR - Politickles","description":"Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: OBAMAWEAR This new one-size-fits-all suit fits bad And cost more than the nice"},"_slim_seo_primary_term_category":0,"_slim_seo_primary_term_post_tag":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[588,1897,12,1787,4333,4334,3778,2442,7,24,1614],"class_list":["post-8681","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-fr-duplantier","tag-mao-suit","tag-obama","tag-obamacare","tag-obamawear","tag-one-size-fits-all","tag-patient-protection-and-affordable-care-act","tag-political-limerick","tag-politickle","tag-socialism","tag-socialized-medicine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8681","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8681"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8681\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8681"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8681"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}