{"id":13451,"date":"2022-05-09T04:41:00","date_gmt":"2022-05-09T09:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/?p=13451"},"modified":"2022-05-09T08:23:26","modified_gmt":"2022-05-09T13:23:26","slug":"your-weekly-politickle-calculator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/your-weekly-politickle-calculator\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Politickle: CALCULATOR"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

CALCULATOR
\u201cI discovered to my dismay
She\u2019d assigned me a part in a \u2018play,\u2019
And her fond affirmations
Were just public relations
To sustain her sweet image and sway.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

From the archive<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

IT\u2019S COMPLICATED
\u201cTo be honest, I like you a lot,
But a woman I simply am not.\u201d
\u201cOh, my gosh, it\u2019s uncanny!
Are you truly a tranny?\u201d
\u201cI\u2019m not human. I\u2019m really a bot.\u201d
(2021)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LIVING DOLL
\u201cNot much longer must I wait
To embrace my perfect mate:
She\u2019s arriving soon
And will make me swoon
When she steps out of her crate.\u201d
(2018)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

BETTER OR WORSE?
Married couples aren\u2019t cutting their knots
And divorce rates are lessening lots.
What\u2019s the reason for this
Sudden outbreak of bliss?
Everyone\u2019s getting married to bots.
(2015)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

BOOTED
When first I was her suitor,
She said no one was cuter;
But now I find
That I\u2019ve been blind:
She\u2019s in love with her computer!
(2007)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Last week\u2019s limerick<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

WHO\u2019S HE?
He\u2019s \u201cin bed\u201d with some bad so-and-sos,
He\u2019s \u201cin bed\u201d with drug pushers and hoes,
He\u2019s \u201cin bed\u201d with Deep Statists
And pedophile sadists,
He\u2019s \u201cin bed\u201d with America\u2019s foes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: CALCULATOR\u201cI discovered to my dismayShe\u2019d assigned me a part in a \u2018play,\u2019And her fond affirmationsWere just public relationsTo sustain her sweet image and sway.\u201d From the archive IT\u2019S COMPLICATED\u201cTo be honest, I like you a lot,But …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"Your Weekly Politickle: CALCULATOR - Politickles","description":"Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: CALCULATOR \u201cI discovered to my dismay She\u2019d assigned me a part in a \u2018play,\u2019 An"},"_slim_seo_primary_term_category":0,"_slim_seo_primary_term_post_tag":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13451","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13451","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13451"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13451\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}