{"id":11365,"date":"2018-10-01T04:29:14","date_gmt":"2018-10-01T09:29:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/?p=11365"},"modified":"2018-09-30T10:35:30","modified_gmt":"2018-09-30T15:35:30","slug":"your-weekly-politickle-blase","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/your-weekly-politickle-blase\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Politickle: BLAS\u00c9"},"content":{"rendered":"

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:<\/strong><\/p>\n

BLAS\u00c9
\nAn accuser cites her fear of flying
\nTo justify not testifying,
\nBut she\u2019s been everywhere
\nAnd has traveled by air,
\nSo it\u2019s clear she has no fear of lying.<\/p>\n

From the archive<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

SCHNEIDERMAN
\nSchneiderman, Schneiderman
\nHas that Weiner and Spitzer gland:
\nS&M is his style,
\nChoking chicks makes him smile.
\nLook out! Here comes weird Schneiderman!
\n(2018)<\/p>\n

\u201cBIMBO ERUPTIONS\u201d
\n\u201cWhen a woman accuses, discredit her
\n(With the help of a compromised editor):
\nThough she\u2019s anything but,
\nCall the woman a slut,\u201d
\nSaid the wife of a serial predator.
\n(2017)<\/p>\n

RODHAM
\n\u201cI support, I embrace, I exalt
\nEvery victim of sexual<\/span> assault
\n\u2013 Unless it was Bill
\nExercising his will,
\nIn which case, the hussy\u2019s at fault.\u201d
\n(2016)<\/p>\n

CHILLARY
\n\u201cThough I handled Bill\u2019s bimbo<\/span> outbreaks,
\nDoing damage control on \u2018mistakes,\u2019
\nIt meant nothing to me
\nAnd I really don\u2019t see,
\nAt this point, what difference it makes.\u201d
\n(2016)<\/p>\n

SENSE OF HUMA
\n\u201cIf your husband is horny like Bill,
\nYou should pose as the good wife like Hill.
\nDo whatever you must
\nTo regain public trust:
\nOnce in office, then do what you will.\u201d
\n(2013)<\/p>\n

CRAFT PRODUCT
\nOh, you ought to get an oscar, \u201cMayor\u201d Weiner<\/span>,
\nFor the explanation of your tweet,
\nBut I doubt you\u2019ll get an oscar, \u201cMayor\u201d Weiner<\/span>,
\nOr even keep your legislative seat.
\n(2011)<\/p>\n

AL GORGE
\nIf a human is hungry for strudel,
\nHe can get some by using his noodle,
\nBut his quest for confection
\nMay result in rejection
\nIf he paws like a poor, crazed sex poodle.
\n(2010)<\/p>\n

SPITZER
\n\u201cNew York State Attorney General\u201d rang fine,
\n\u201cNew York Governor\u201d sounded divine,
\nAnd yet even more eminent
\nWould have been \u201cU.S. President\u201d
\n\u2013 But, instead, he is now \u201cNumber 9.\u201d
\n(2008)<\/p>\n

MISS KOPECHNE REGRETS
\n\u201cThough I\u2019ll miss your grand tribute to Ted,
\nI\u2019ll be with you in spirit instead
\nAs you strive to deny
\nThat grave night in July
\nWhen he swam off and left me for dead.\u201d
\n(2004)<\/p>\n

SO THAT\u2019S WHAT YOU CALL IT!
\nShe was flattered he found her appealing,
\nBut preferred that he be less revealing.
\nBill tried to explain
\nHe was feeling her pain,
\nBut Paula knew what he was feeling!
\n(1998)<\/span><\/p>\n

AKA
\nNelson, Luciano, Capone
\nAll had nicknames uniquely their own.
\nIn Bill Clinton\u2019s case,
\nYou can bet \u201cCigarface\u201d
\nIs the moniker by which he\u2019ll be known!
\n(1998)<\/span><\/p>\n

INITIAL REACTION
\nThe intern arrived optimistic,
\nBut her outlook proved unrealistic.
\nNow she\u2019s anxious to flee,
\nHaving learned that D.C.
\nMeans \u201cDistinguishing Characteristic.\u201d
\n(1998)<\/span><\/p>\n

PUTTING THE LEG IN LEGACY
\nA filtering V-chip\u2019s desired
\n\u2018Til our Masher-in-Chief is retired:
\nHis obsession with sex
\nMakes our news triple-X
\nAnd parental discretion required.
\n(1998)<\/span><\/p>\n

ZOMBIES
\nFrom justice they craftily fled
\nAnd avoided the sanctions they dread;
\nNow O.J. and Bill
\nCan linger at will
\nIn the night of the fast-living dead.
\n(1998)<\/span><\/p>\n

Last week\u2019s limerick<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

K SERA
\n\u201cJustice of the Supreme Court I will be
\nWhen I\u2019m grown up, you wait and you\u2019ll see \u2013
\nUnless somebody nosy
\nConspires to expose me
\nFor tantrums I threw at age three.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: BLAS\u00c9 An accuser cites her fear of flying To justify not testifying, But she\u2019s been everywhere And has traveled by air, So it\u2019s clear she has no fear of lying. From the archive SCHNEIDERMAN Schneiderman, Schneiderman …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"Your Weekly Politickle: BLAS\u00c9 - Politickles","description":"Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: BLAS\u00c9 An accuser cites her fear of flying To justify not testifying, But she\u2019s"},"_slim_seo_primary_term_category":0,"_slim_seo_primary_term_post_tag":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5541,5538,5539,588,5542,5543,2442,7,1448],"class_list":["post-11365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-blase","tag-brett-kavanaugh","tag-christine-blasey-ford","tag-fr-duplantier","tag-fear-of-flying","tag-fear-of-lying","tag-political-limerick","tag-politickle","tag-supreme-court"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11365","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11365"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11365\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}