{"id":11067,"date":"2018-02-19T04:59:58","date_gmt":"2018-02-19T10:59:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/?p=11067"},"modified":"2018-02-17T11:09:31","modified_gmt":"2018-02-17T17:09:31","slug":"your-weekly-politickle-jim-rat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/your-weekly-politickle-jim-rat\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Politickle: JIM RAT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">JIM RAT<br \/>\nComey\u2019s IQ may be higher<br \/>\nAnd that maybe makes him slyer<br \/>\nThan us common folk,<br \/>\nBut he\u2019s still a joke \u2013<br \/>\nAnd a pathological liar.<\/p>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\" style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p><em>From the archive<\/em><\/p>\n<p>WELL, DUH!<br \/>\nI had never the slightest confusion<br \/>\nAnd came easily to this conclusion,<br \/>\nNeeding no one to show me<br \/>\nIt was Mueller and <span class=\"search-everything-highlight-color\">Comey<\/span><br \/>\nWith the Clintons engaged in collusion.<br \/>\n(2017)<\/p>\n<p>ONE LAW<br \/>\nEqual justice is our paradigm<br \/>\nAnd applies to commission of crime.<br \/>\nThat\u2019s why <span class=\"search-everything-highlight-color\">Comey<\/span> and Lynch<br \/>\nShould both feel the \u201cpinch\u201d<br \/>\nAnd Obama and <span class=\"search-everything-highlight-color\">Clinton<\/span> do time.<br \/>\n(2017)<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"search-everything-highlight-color\">LYNCHPIN<\/span><br \/>\n\u201cDon\u2019t worry,\u201d said Bill, \u201cit\u2019s a cinch.<br \/>\nWe just need to hang tough and not flinch.<br \/>\nHow can acts be illicit<br \/>\nWhen the boss is complicit<br \/>\nAnd our friend will come through in a pinch?\u201d<br \/>\n(2016)<\/p>\n<p>RICHER DOLE<br \/>\nAll those Clinton years left Eric colder,<br \/>\nHis Obama time left Eric older:<br \/>\nSuch experience hardens,<br \/>\nBut the selling of pardons<br \/>\nHas undoubtedly left Eric golder.<br \/>\n(2016)<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"search-everything-highlight-color\">HOLDER<\/span> HELD<br \/>\nFor approving operations injurious<br \/>\nAnd attesting to alibis spurious,<br \/>\nEric merits a cell<br \/>\nIn a hellish hotel,<br \/>\nDoing time with the fast and the furious.<br \/>\n(2011)<\/p>\n<p>INSIDE JOB<br \/>\nHaving failed in a decades-long try,<br \/>\nAn appreciative communist spy<br \/>\nPays a due compliment<br \/>\nTo our own President<br \/>\nFor destroying the <span class=\"search-everything-highlight-color\">FBI<\/span>.<br \/>\n(1998)<\/p>\n<p><em>Last week\u2019s limerick<\/em><\/p>\n<p>SLOW DEATH<br \/>\nAs investigators make connections,<br \/>\nDirty Democrats face rejections:<br \/>\nTheir poll numbers will slip<br \/>\nAs the facts drip, drip \u2013<br \/>\nRight on up to the midterm elections.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: JIM RAT Comey\u2019s IQ may be higher And that maybe makes him slyer Than us common folk, But he\u2019s still a joke \u2013 And a pathological liar. From the archive WELL, DUH! I had never the &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"Your Weekly Politickle: JIM RAT - Politickles","description":"Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. 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