{"id":10201,"date":"2016-05-23T07:49:16","date_gmt":"2016-05-23T12:49:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/?p=10201"},"modified":"2017-06-10T08:30:58","modified_gmt":"2017-06-10T13:30:58","slug":"your-weekly-politickle-richer-dole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/your-weekly-politickle-richer-dole\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Politickle: RICHER DOLE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10202\" src=\"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/richerdole.jpg\" alt=\"richerdole\" width=\"238\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/richerdole.jpg 238w, https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/richerdole-179x300.jpg 179w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 238px) 100vw, 238px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:<\/strong><br \/>\n\u200b<br \/>\nRICHER DOLE<br \/>\nAll those Clinton years left Eric colder,<br \/>\nHis Obama time left Eric older:<br \/>\nSuch experience hardens,<br \/>\nBut the selling of pardons<br \/>\nHas undoubtedly left Eric golder.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>From the archive<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CASHIFIED INFORMATION<br \/>\n\u201cFor accelerated authorization<br \/>\nWith regard to above application:<br \/>\nTo ensure I approve you,<br \/>\nIt might well behoove you<br \/>\nTo kick in to my family foundation.\u201d<br \/>\n(2015)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">WICKED<br \/>\nThrough years the graft extends<br \/>\nAnd favors for their \u201cfriends\u201d:<br \/>\nThey plundered like Vandals,<br \/>\nNow Hillary\u2019s scandals<br \/>\nAre burning at both ends.<br \/>\n(2015)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">HOLDER HELD<br \/>\nFor approving operations injurious<br \/>\nAnd attesting to alibis spurious,<br \/>\nEric merits a cell<br \/>\nIn a hellish hotel,<br \/>\nDoing time with the fast and the furious.<br \/>\n(2011)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>From the Clinton archive (1996-2000)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BILL IN A CHINA SHOP<br \/>\nCampaign prospects are more sunny<br \/>\nWhen the coffer\u2019s full of money.<br \/>\nLeave it to Bill<br \/>\nTo fill the till<br \/>\nWith money that is funny!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BILL PAYING<br \/>\nPardon him, pardon her, pardon you.<br \/>\nPardon everyone Bill ever knew.<br \/>\nThere\u2019s no need to be frugal:<br \/>\nPardon Hubbell, McDougall,<br \/>\nPardon Gore, pardon Hillary too!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CLINTONIAN DIPLOMACY<br \/>\n\u201cWe\u2019ll supply whatsoever you need<br \/>\nTo ensure your armed forces succeed,<br \/>\nAnd we won\u2019t make a fuss<br \/>\nIf you use them on us,<br \/>\n\u2018Cause our sole motivation is greed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">RIADY OR NOT, HERE WE COME!<br \/>\n\u201cThough funds that the DNC spent<br \/>\nDid arise in the Orient,<br \/>\nOur designs are disputable,<br \/>\nLippo\u2019s motives inscrutable \u2014<br \/>\nCan you prove that we\u2019re not innocent?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Last week\u2019s limerick<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MINSTREL PERIODS<br \/>\nWhat he\u2019s done for his \u201cbrothers\u201d ain\u2019t much,<br \/>\nWith his \u201croots\u201d he appears out of touch,<br \/>\nBut when under attack<br \/>\nHe\u2019s decidedly black,<br \/>\nWith a race card to play in the clutch.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Donate to Politickles via Paypal!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: \u200b RICHER DOLE All those Clinton years left Eric colder, His Obama time left Eric older: Such experience hardens, But the selling of pardons Has undoubtedly left Eric golder. From the archive CASHIFIED INFORMATION \u201cFor accelerated &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"Your Weekly Politickle: RICHER DOLE - Politickles","description":"Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. 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