{"id":10046,"date":"2016-01-04T12:44:51","date_gmt":"2016-01-04T18:44:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/?p=10046"},"modified":"2016-01-04T17:01:05","modified_gmt":"2016-01-04T23:01:05","slug":"10046","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/10046\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Politickle: RODHAM"},"content":{"rendered":"
H<\/span> A<\/span> P<\/span> P<\/span> Y<\/span> \u00a0 N<\/span> E<\/span> W<\/span>\u00a0 Y<\/span> E<\/span> A<\/span> R<\/span> !<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/b><\/div>\n

\n\"rodham\"
\n\u200b
\nFeel free to publish, post, or pass on\u00a0<\/b>Your Weekly Politickle<\/b>\u00a0by F.R. Duplantier:<\/b><\/div>\n

RODHAM
\n\u201cI support, I embrace, I exalt
\nEvery victim of sexual assault
\n\u2013 Unless it was Bill
\nExercising his will,
\nIn which case, the hussy\u2019s at fault.\u201d<\/p>\n

From the Clinton Archive<\/i><\/p>\n

AKA
\nNelson, Luciano, Capone
\nAll had nicknames uniquely their own.
\nIn Bill Clinton\u2019s case,
\nYou can bet \u201cCigarface\u201d
\nIs the moniker by which he\u2019ll be known!<\/p>\n

BUBBA BATH
\nEight years of the Clintons in power
\nLeave a taste in the mouth that is sour
\nAnd an overall sense
\nThat we need a good rinse
\nAnd should spend extra time in the shower.<\/p>\n

INITIAL REACTION
\nThe intern arrived optimistic,
\nBut her outlook proved unrealistic.
\nNow she\u2019s anxious to flee,
\nHaving learned that D.C.
\nMeans \u201cDistinguishing Characteristic.\u201d<\/p>\n

MR. PRECEDENT
\nWhat a vile conglomeration
\nOf every abomination:
\nIn Clinton\u2019s wake,
\nOnly villains will make
\nA bid for the nomination.<\/p>\n

PUTTING THE LEG IN LEGACY
\nA filtering V-chip\u2019s desired
\n\u2018Til our Masher-in-Chief is retired:
\nHis obsession with sex
\nMakes our news triple-X
\nAnd parental discretion required.<\/p>\n

SAFE SAX
\n\u201cThe voter has no head for facts.
\nThey stop him right dead in his tracks.
\nThe public,\u201d said Bill,
\n\u201cJust wants a cheap thrill.
\nNow, Hillary, hand me my sax.\u201d<\/p>\n

SO THAT\u2019S WHAT YOU CALL IT!
\nShe was flattered he found her appealing,
\nBut preferred that he be less revealing.
\nBill tried to explain
\nHe was feeling her pain,
\nBut Paula knew what he was feeling!<\/p>\n

STANDARD BARER
\nWe\u2019ll overlook Bill\u2019s obfuscations,
\nAnd his sexual aberrations,
\nAnd perhaps, within reason,
\nWe\u2019ll tolerate treason
\n\u2019Cause he\u2019s meeting our low expectations.<\/p>\n

STUDENT TEACHER
\n\u201cIf only we\u2019d known before now
\nWhat a crafty excuse will allow:
\nWhen your villainies vex,
\nSay it\u2019s just about sex,\u201d
\nChuckled Hitler and Stalin and Mao.<\/p>\n

SURLY REALISM
\nA President shouldn\u2019t tell lies
\nOr do things that are really unwise,
\nBut who cares about \u201cshould\u201d
\nWhen the economy\u2019s good
\nAnd the stock market\u2019s on the rise?<\/p>\n

WHO PAYS?
\nNot so sweet his taste of swill.
\nNot so cheap his latest thrill.
\nHow high the price
\nThat\u2019s paid for vice!
\nHow right the name of \u201cBill.\u201d<\/p>\n

ZOMBIES
\nFrom justice they craftily fled
\nAnd avoided the sanctions they dread;
\nNow O.J. and Bill
\nCan linger at will
\nIn the night of the fast-living dead.<\/p>\n

Last week\u2019s limerick<\/i><\/p>\n

\n
TIME!<\/div>\n
At the outset our standards were high,
\nBut they lowered as deadlines drew nigh:
\nWith the end of the year
\nNow uncomfortably near,
\nWe\u2019ll do just what we must to get by.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
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