Your Weekly Politickle: LETICIA

LETICIAAG James, overflowing with bile,Has resorted to tactics so vileThat are more than grotesqueAnd, indeed, Kafkasque:She, herself, is the one that’s on trial. From the archive RE-INDICTED“Re-indict me ’cause it feels so good.Re-indict me like I knew you would.You’re playing checkers, yes?Well, I’m playing chess.I’m so excited ’cause I’m re-indicted, …

Your Weekly Politickle: INQUIRING MINDS

INQUIRING MINDS“There’s no evidence,” Democrats sayWhen displaying dishonest dismay.“Biden’s only big badIs he’s such a good dad.”That’s the best they can do? That’s their play? From the archive BALLAD OF HILL’RY CLINTON [to the tune of Davy Crockett] Married to the governor of Arkansas,Saw herself and him as above the law.How …

Your Weekly Politickle: FOSSIL FOOLS

FOSSIL FOOLSCongressmen who are ninety years old,Congressmen who are covered in mold,Congressmen who can’t walk,Congressmen who can’t talk,Congressmen who just do what they’re told. From the archive SEE YOU LATER, AGITATORWell, I saw Pelosi hawkin’Another evil plan today,Well, I saw Pelosi hawkin’Another evil plan today,And that’s when I realizedShe just …

Your Weekly Politickle: VAX RETURN

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: VAX RETURN“We must resolutely ignoreThat it proved ineffective before,That no one was protectedFrom being infected,‘Cause we’re going to do it once more.” From the archive INCOME VAX“We’ve developed a new vaccineAnd it only remains to be …

Your Weekly Politickle: HUNTER GATHERER

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: HUNTER GATHERER“Okay, maybe I’m not very brightAnd my talents, if any, are slight,I may not be adept,Maybe even inept,But my dad is the president, right?” From the archive BIDENOMICS“I don’t worry about inflationOr the safety of …

Your Weekly Politickle: ALERT

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: ALERTIt’s too late when the moment is past,The abduction is frightfully fast,It’s the worst of your fearsWhen your child disappears,And forever your heartache will last. See “Sound of Freedom” From the archive DIZZY WORLDIt’s a magical …

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