Your Weekly Politickle: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!When it’s time for a payback that scorches,We’ll descend from our back decks and porchesTo assert our commandAnd reclaim our homelandWith a mob wielding pitchforks and torches. From the archive DON OF THE …

INSURRECTION?

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: INSURRECTION?The “insurgents” were government spiesWho were dressed in a MAGA disguise?It was all misdirectionTo hijack an election?Does this come as a total surprise? From the archive J6There was no “insurrection”:This false-flag misdirectionWas an effort to stumpDonald …

Your Weekly Politickle: NOSEPIN ZONE

NOSEPIN ZONEI don’t care what a talk show host thinksAnd would rather enjoy forty winks:I will pass on his rantsAnd his catchphrasing chants‘Cause his pandering programming stinks. From the archive FACT CHEKA“I am serving to monitor newsAnd ensure it comports with right views:If you must disagree,Go ahead, you are freeTo …

Your Weekly Politickle: TRUMPED

TRUMPEDWe’re not watching the stupid debate.We don’t care how protagonists prate.We know Donald’s the oneWho will get the job done.All the others are just second-rate. From the archive DEBATE BUCKETBeto, Buttigieg, Biden, and Booker,Castro, Gillibrand, Gabbard the looker,Warren, Klobuchar, Sanders:Every single one panders,As do Swalwell and Harris the hooker.(2019) NOTATwo …

Your Weekly Politickle: LA GOON

LA GOONThere’s this girl in a horror show featureAnd a monster who’s trying to reach her,So to frighten and scareBy inhaling her hair:It’s Joe Biden, the sleazy swamp creature. From the archive HALLOW VEGAN“Reese’s Pieces? Kit Kat? Milky Way?M&Ms? Butterfinger? Payday?Hershey Bar? Baby Ruth?”“To tell you the truth,I eat only …

Your Weekly Politickle: ANTITRUST

Your Weekly Politickle: ANTITRUST ANTITRUSTTrust the plan? Trust the plan? Trust the plan?Well, I will, if I possibly can,But, before I do so,I’m afraid I must know:What’s the plan? What’s the plan? What’s the plan? From the archive TOO Q’ED“Trust the plan! Trust the plan! Trust the plan!”So we’re told …

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