Who's Gimli's favorite Star Wars character?
Dwarf Vador
Submitted by FR.oD.o

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Who's Legolas' favorite singer?
Elvish Presley
Submitted by FR.oD.o

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Merry and Pippin are in a new beach movie. What is it called?
The Two Towels
Submitted by FR.oD.o

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What elf do you eat for breakfast?
Eggo-las!
Submitted by Hanna Hobbit

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What is Aragorn when he is thrown in a lake?
A water-strider!
Submitted by Hanna Hobbit

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How did the hobbit ruin the boxing match?
He tried to destroy the ring!
Submitted by Hanna Hobbit

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