Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:
Our guests offer laudatory toasts
To praise us for being good hosts;
We are volubly vaunted
In a house that is haunted:
Our guests are two garrulous ghosts.
From the archive
FRIENDS AT LAST
We’ll go through a transitional stage
To get over a long-lasting rage,
And when Jennifer Aniston
And her very last fan is gone,
We will enter a post-Rachel age.
Last week’s limerick
There were popes who protected the Church,
But with Francis we’re left in the lurch:
If the gospel is “green,”
What does anything mean?
Is it time to begin a new search?