Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:
He’s “in bed” with some bad so-and-sos,
He’s “in bed” with drug pushers and hoes,
He’s “in bed” with Deep Statists
And pedophile sadists,
He’s “in bed” with America’s foes.
From the archive
HERE COMES THE SON!
“I’m so sick of all of this crap, Pop,
This obsession with what’s on my laptop.
Oh, how happy you’d be
If they pinned it on me!
I am not gonna cop to this rap, Pop.”
“Hunter, shake a few trees in Iran,
In Ukraine, Belarus, Pakistan.
Who knows what might just drop
To enrich you and Pop?
C’mon shake, Hunter, shake! C’mon, man!”
Of a scandal, there’s not been a whiff?
Biden, Kerry, Pelosi, and Schiff
All have ties to Ukraine
That they cannot explain:
It’s no longer a question of if.
“There’s no conflict for me or for Sonny –
That’s a fact, even if it sounds funny.
You can trust me,” says Joe,
“There was no quid pro quo
When we traded influence for money.”
Last week’s limerick
THE MASK GAME
Said Gene Rayburn, “Brett, give me your views:
Which of these men would you choose,
A man with a mask
Or a man with a flask?”
“Gene, give me the guy with the booze!”