Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:
While trying to shed needed light,
I said things that made people uptight –
About the election
And the Chinese infection –
And what do you know? I was right.
It’s not good enough for me
That nine of ten agree:
They might be blind
Or out of their minds,
And the tenth the one to see.
Last week’s limericks
There once was a fellow named Phil
Who paid to climb a hill,
But he soon got tired
And then required
A rebate on his bill.
There was a commuter named Peter
Who sank quarters all day in a meter:
He simply woud not
Use a pay parking lot,
Even though it would have been cheaper.