Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:
You’re not serving the public, you asses.
What have you ever done for the masses?
What you’ve done was for you.
Now repayment is due.
We’re not giving you any more passes.
From the archive
When we went to the auditorium
To demand an audit from all of them,
Public servants said no
’Cause they knew it would show
There should be a total recall of them.
Last week’s limerick
I’ve implanted a chip in my brain
So I don’t have to study or train:
I can think any thought
Without being taught,
And without any effort or strain.