Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:
TEACHER’S PET PEEVE
“I will try to remember your names,
But reject any petulant claims:
What ‘your pronouns’ are
Is a bridge too far
And I won’t play ridiculous games.”
Okay, now you are going too far,
Saying what your preferred pronouns are:
We don’t care if this vexes,
There are only two sexes,
And what you really are is bizarre.
“I’m a man. No, a woman. No, man.
I change gender as fast as I can.
Call me ‘him,’ call me ‘her,’
But you’d better concur
With the gender I currently am.”
Left-wing radicals running our schools
Do great harm with their inverted rules:
They oppose every norm,
Reject custom and form,
And show deference to freaks and to fools.
Last week’s limerick
“We were so far ahead! How’d we choke?
We were basking in bucks! Now we’re broke?
There is no more demand
For our popular brand.
We were sleeping, but thought we were woke.”