Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:
The DeNiros, the Hankses, the Streeps,
Sanctimonious Hollywood creeps:
All their evil’s recorded
And will soon be reported
Without any censorship bleeps.
From the archive
All the Devil’s disciples deceive,
But just what do they hope to achieve?
Do they really not know
The last act of the show
Ends in triumph for those who believe?
Our brave battle for self-preservation
Must address the domestic predation
Of those traitors and fools
– All those socialist tools –
Who are hoping to change our great nation.
“Just like Cronkite and Edward R. Murrow,
We’re committed, determined, and thorough:
In the media, the schools,
With our radical rules,
We’re the moles that unceasingly burrow.”
CZARDOM & GOMORRAH
“We are in your schools now and polluting
All the innocent minds we’re rebooting:
There’ll be total immersion
In every perversion
And the schools will be safe for recruiting.”
Last week’s limerick
SCOUTING FOR THE PROSE
Before hiring an “analyst,” quiz him
To detect any barbarism:
The grotesque “athleticism.”