Your Weekly Politickle: SMILES TO GO

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SMILES TO GO
To a thrift store, Frost would go,
See golf clubs on the row
Of sporting goods,
And quip: “Whose woods
These are, I think I know.”

From the archive

METER FOR LUNCH
“Would you like to see Robert Browning?”
I asked my consort, clowning.
“Then grab a seat
While I sear this meat,
And you shall see Robert browning.

“If you’d like to see Robert Frost
For no additional cost,
I’ll simply bake
And trim a cake,
And you shall see Robert frost.”

Last week’s limericks

COVIDIOTS
Well, that was a waste of a year,
All the frenzy and folly and fear,
And the great bugaboo
Nothing more than the flu:
How moronic we all now appear!

URINAL OF THE PLAGUE YEAR
“You may think that the COVID’s a pain,
But imagine how this hurts my brain:
As a trans, I must choose
The right bathroom to use
And just hope that no one will complain!”

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