Your Weekly Politickle: DIS PUTIN

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DIS PUTIN
Of course, Putin is prone to deceive,
But Zelensky has reason to weave
A few lies of his own,
And Joe Biden has shown
He is never someone to believe.

From the archive

RUSSIAN INTO BATTLE
On the day of the duel, he was glad
That he’d chosen the weapon he had:
Teleprompter for Barry.
And his poor adversary?
Just a shoulder-fired missile for Vlad.
(2014)

DIVERSION
As a once sovereign nation, in flames,
Reveals Vladimir Putin’s dark aims
And the tanks rolling in
Signal empire again,
All the rest of the world watches games.
(2008)

RUSHIN’ TO JUDGMENT
Disagreements are sometimes distilled
And desires of both parties fulfilled;
But, if you’re disputin’
With Vladimir Putin,
You’re liable to get yourself killed.
(2006)

Last week’s limerick

A MISS
“In the locker room, I saw a chick
And I said to my bestie, ‘Look quick:
See that girl over there
Who’s blow-drying her hair?
Tell me why does that chick have a dick?’”

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