Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
When it’s time for a payback that scorches,
We’ll descend from our back decks and porches
To assert our command
And reclaim our homeland
With a mob wielding pitchforks and torches.
From the archive
DON OF THE DEAD
Deep in Boondoggle Bog, the Beast thrives,
Until one day The Donald arrives.
“They are draining the swamp!”
She shrieks, running: clomp, clomp.
“He is coming! Run! Run for your lives!”
HOUSE OF HORRORS
By the demons we all have been taunted
As unnatural powers were flaunted,
But the townsfolk will rout
And then drive the fiends out
Of the House on the Hill that is haunted.
Last week’s limerick
The “insurgents” were government spies
Who were dressed in a MAGA disguise?
It was all misdirection
To hijack an election?
Does this come as a total surprise?