Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:
PENCE ON FIRE
He pretends to be loyal to Trump
And continually kisses his rump,
Then goes on the attack,
Stabbing Trump in the back:
What a lying, ridiculous chump!
“Re-indict me ’cause it feels so good.
Re-indict me like I knew you would.
You’re playing checkers, yes?
Well, I’m playing chess.
I’m so excited ’cause I’m re-indicted, hey hey.”
(H/T to Peaches & Herb)
Last week’s politickle
ONE TO MANY
If those geniuses really had known me,
They would not have consented to clone me.
Once I had my own double,
I became twice the trouble.
Now those geniuses want to disown me.