Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:
“There is nothing like a dame,
There is nothing you can name
That offers such pleasure
In equivalent measure –
Except a video game.”
From the archive
When a vigorous inward migration
Overwhelms an effete population,
People have to be dumb
Not to know the outcome:
What will follow is sure subjugation.
MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
There’s no need for a gun or a knife
When the war’s a nonviolent strife:
Those who won’t reproduce
Put themselves in the noose
And surrender a land without life.
For magnolia, for moss, and for myrtle,
For tarpon, for toad, and for turtle,
For the bird and the beast,
And for mankind not least,
The future belongs to the fertile.
Last week’s limerick
“So much effort involved, such a blow!
Now my science project is no-go!
My cool weather balloon
Was shot down by some goon,
And that’s why I have nothing to show.”