Your Weekly Politickle: KAMALA

KAMALA
It’s well known she was willing to swap
Certain assets to get to the top:
There’s no way to embarrass
VP nominee Harris
Any more than a pig in the slop.

From the archive

DEBATE BUCKET
Beto, Buttigieg, Biden, and Booker,
Castro, Gillibrand, Gabbard the looker,
Warren, Klobuchar, Sanders:
Every single one panders,
As do Swalwell and Harris the hooker.
(2019)

CAMELOT PARODY
Kamala! Kamala!
I know it sounds a bit bizarre,
But for Kamala, Kamala,
That’s how conditions are.
Her brain will never function after sunup,
Each dawn the mental fog will reappear,
She doesn’t know a lot,
A genius she is not,
But happily-ever-advancing her career
Is Kamala.
(2017)

Last week’s limerick

LIGHT VERSE
Although limericks often depend
On coarse content that’s bound to offend
And bad puns that are prone
To elicit a groan,
To what heights do they sometimes ascend!

One Comment

  1. Pat Troit

    Try this one;
    Harris’s rise to power was glorious
    Though her methods made her quite notorious.
    She quickly got down.
    With party boss Brown.
    Their affair was A-Dult-Torious.

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