It’s well known she was willing to swap
Certain assets to get to the top:
There’s no way to embarrass
VP nominee Harris
Any more than a pig in the slop.
From the archive
Beto, Buttigieg, Biden, and Booker,
Castro, Gillibrand, Gabbard the looker,
Warren, Klobuchar, Sanders:
Every single one panders,
As do Swalwell and Harris the hooker.
I know it sounds a bit bizarre,
But for Kamala, Kamala,
That’s how conditions are.
Her brain will never function after sunup,
Each dawn the mental fog will reappear,
She doesn’t know a lot,
A genius she is not,
But happily-ever-advancing her career
Last week’s limerick
Although limericks often depend
On coarse content that’s bound to offend
And bad puns that are prone
To elicit a groan,
To what heights do they sometimes ascend!