Your Weekly Politickle: KAMALA SALAD

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KAMALA SALAD
“A community needs to have unity.
Without unity, it can’t be community.
Is not ‘unity’ heard
At the end of the word?
Without ‘unity,’ it would be ‘comm.’”

From the archive

KAMALA
It’s well known she was willing to swap
Certain assets to get to the top:
There’s no way to embarrass
VP nominee Harris
Any more than a pig in the slop.
(2020)

CAMELOT PARODY
Kamala! Kamala!
I know it sounds a bit bizarre,
But for Kamala, Kamala,
That’s how conditions are.
Her brain will never function after sunup,
Each dawn the mental fog will reappear,
She doesn’t know a lot,
A genius she is not,
But happily-ever-advancing her career
Is Kamala.
(2017)

Last week’s limerick

GINGER DYSPHORIA
There are basically two types of man:
One’s the type that prefers Mary Ann.
Take Dawn Wells, if you please.
I’ll take Tina Louise.
I’m the type that’s a big Ginger fan.

 

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