Your Weekly Politickle: “I’M MASKING FOR A FRIEND”

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:

“I’M MASKING FOR A FRIEND”
So you say when you want to pretend
And excuse how far over you’ll bend,
But the more you comply,
The more freedom will die:
That’s not something you do for a friend.

Lagniappe

TAKE THIS JAB & SHOVE IT
Take this jab and shove it
I ain’t list’nin’ to you no more
I wore my mask and I social-distanced
What was it all for?
Ya better not try to tell me more lies
’Cause I’m angry to my core
Take this jab and shove it
I ain’t list’nin’ to you no more

I tried to respect authority
And do what I was told
Even though it didn’t make sense
And I was never really sold
And I’ve seen a lot of kinfolk die
Who had the jab and they
Didn’t last long and I bet they wish
They’d had the guts to say

Take this jab and shove it, ETC.

Last week’s limerick

HAPPY VAX-GIVING
In addition to boiled shrimp and crab,
Goose pâté, artichokes, gumbo zab,
Crawfish bisque, and wild rice:
A syringe filled with spice,
’Cause the turkey is getting the jab.

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