“I await your response, A.G. Barr.”
“I’d be glad to oblige, but so far –”
“I’m so sorry, but I’m
Reclaiming my time.
(I’m so coy! Har har, hardy har har!)”
From the archive
If a spectacle’s what you are seeking,
And to see a pretentious prig freaking,
A glib gabber tight-lipped
As he’s thrown off his script:
Interrupt when Obama is speaking.
Last week’s limerick
As a doctor he may be renowned,
And his skills could transfer to the mound,
But this man of some stature
Can’t connect with the catcher
And instead pitches wild to the ground.