Your Weekly Politickle: GUNS & ROSARIES

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:

We have weapons from which we can choose
To defend rights you want to abuse:
Perforate you with holes?
Intercede for your souls?
Which one would you rather we use?

From the archive

Charlie Chan and his Number One Son
Had no trouble finding the gun,
But the victim, said Chan,
Was an IRS man
And the killer could be anyone.

Last week’s limerick

“Open up! FBI! It’s a raid!
We have evidence to be displayed,
To be planted in pantries
And Melania’s panties
So a solid court case can be made.”

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