Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:
GUNS & ROSARIES
We have weapons from which we can choose
To defend rights you want to abuse:
Perforate you with holes?
Intercede for your souls?
Which one would you rather we use?
From the archive
DEATH AND TAXES
Charlie Chan and his Number One Son
Had no trouble finding the gun,
But the victim, said Chan,
Was an IRS man
And the killer could be anyone.
Last week’s limerick
“Open up! FBI! It’s a raid!
We have evidence to be displayed,
To be planted in pantries
And Melania’s panties
So a solid court case can be made.”