Your Weekly Politickle: FBI

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FBI
“It is merely a matter of time
’Til the target is tarnished with slime:
Follow Beria’s plan,
Just bring us the man,
And we will establish the crime.”

From the archive

MAR-A-LAGO
“Open up! FBI! It’s a raid!
We have evidence to be displayed,
To be planted in pantries
And Melania’s panties
So a solid court case can be made.”
(2022)

NOODNIKS
Lots of left-wing associations,
Lots of biased investigations,
Insane persons employed
Are what finally destroyed
Their self-satisfied reputations
(2018)

INSIDE JOB
Having failed in a decades-long try,
An appreciative communist spy
Pays a due compliment
To our own President
For destroying the FBI.
(1998)

Last week’s limerick

DID YOU LEARN ANYTHING?
“You had four years or more just to play,
While we went to work right away.
Yes, you made a bad bet
And incurred lots of debt.
Why should we be expected to pay?”

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