Your Weekly Politickle: DEM BONES

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:

DEM BONES
In the backyard we broke out the bibs,
Fed our faces with barbecued ribs.
Now we’re nursing the embers
And awaiting November’s
Bacchanalia of barbecued Libs.

From the archive:

THE ANCIENT MARINATOR
There once was a geezer named Pops
Who was handy with barbecue mops
And with consummate skill
Would perform at the grill,
Searing t-bones, leg quarters, and chops.
(2009)

Last week’s limerick:

MIDTERM
“We have lost the dumb voters’ affection
But persist in our leftward direction,
‘Cause they don’t have the gumption
To resist our presumption
And we know how to rig an election.”

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