Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:
CRABBY HOLIDAYS
“Since your viewpoints so often offend,
Our relationship now has to end:
You cannot come this year
To share holiday cheer,
And our invite we hereby rescind.”
From the archive
THUNBERG ENLIGHTENING
Are we doomed to be tirelessly trolled
By a child who’s not twenty years old?
Well, then, who could be better
Than the garrulous Greta,
That grave Scandinavian scold?
(2021)
GRETA GARBLE
Do not question a dubious stat,
But defer to a wise bureaucrat:
Just suspend common sense
And accept the pretense,
So we’re told by a fatheaded brat.
(2019)
HOW DARE YOU!
“You have stolen my childhood,” said Greta,
“And made me an anxious bedwetter:
I should be back in school,
Sitting on my dunce stool,
But I like flogging you so much better.”
(2019)
Last week’s limerick
CON MEN
You rejected our viewpoints, and how!
But today you cannot disavow
The views of all men
As you did way back when,
If we claim that we’re all women now.