Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:
Half-empty or half-full?
Solid, liquid, gas
Combining in one mass,
The glass is always full.
From the archive
Conservatives say they’re a gas,
But liberals give them a pass:
My verse is a mirror
That shows their flaws clearer,
And they hate what they see in the glass!
Last week’s limerick
“I’m a woman without any tits,
I’m a woman without woman bits,
I’m a woman who can
Urinate like a man,
I’m a woman who’s out of her wits.”