Your Weekly Politickle: C’EST MOI!

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:

C’EST MOI!
There is something about his defiance,
His absurdly smug self-reliance,
That makes me say, “No,
This guy Fauci must go,
This guy who says ‘I am the Science!’”

From the archive

TONY BALONEY
Is it ’cause we no longer applaud?
Is it ’cause we are now underawed?
What makes Tony so grouchy?
What’s the matter with Fauci?
Is it ’cause we now know he’s a fraud?
(2021)

GEEKS BEARING GIFTS
Though the average buffoon celebrates
The much self-acclaimed Fauci and Gates;
Knowing both are invested
In vaccines never tested,
Should we trust to these conmen our fates?
(2021)

PANNED MEDIC
Dr. Fauci has long been in bed
With Bill Gates, the old Microsoft head:
Though he tried to inspire us
With a fear of the virus,
His vaccine is what scares us instead.
(2020)

GATES OF HELL
My suspicion – and I cannot shake it –
Is that Fauci and Birx tried to fake it:
Do you know what it means
To make new vaccines
And reap billions from those forced to take it?
(2020)

SCIENCE SAYS
“Science says beware because
Now it’s warmer than it was.
Just listen to me
And you’ll agree:
Science says what I say it does.”
(2009)

Last week’s limerick

STAR-CRAVING MAD
The DeNiros, the Hankses, the Streeps,
Sanctimonious Hollywood creeps:
All their evil’s recorded
And will soon be reported
Without any censorship bleeps.

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