Your Weekly Politickle: BETTER NOT

Help put Christ back in Christmas by circulating this verse widely.

And feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:

BETTER NOT
Though you think you’re so superior
And everyone else inferior,
If you look inside
You’ll find only pride
And nothing else interior.

From the archive

SOMETHING SMELLS*
(to the tune of “Jingle Bells”)
Padding all the votes, in selected key swing states
Over night they stop, to bring in extra crates
Biden goes ahead, leaving Trump behind
What fun it is to rig the vote and rob the voters blind!

Something smells, something smells, smells just like a rat
Oh, wait a sec, I know that smell: it’s a cheating Democrat!
Something smells, something smells, smells just like a rat
Oh, wait a sec, I know that smell: it’s a cheating Democrat!

A day or two go by, they’re counting all the way
But still it’s not enough, they’ll need another day
The algorithm worked, but they set the margin low
Now they’ll have to really cheat and hope it doesn’t show

Something smells, ETC.

The media’s on our side, they spun the story right
They called the race for Joe, early in the night
“President-elect!” They said that’s what Joe was,
And “Trump should now concede,” hoping that he does

Something smells, ETC.

The bottom’s falling out, the fraud that was concealed
Is being rooted out and soon will be revealed
The Congress or the Court will surely have to say
President Donald Trump won on election day.

Something smells, ETC.

*Commissioned by Public Advocate USA

Last week’s limerick

SCORECARD
It was late, Donald Trump way ahead,
So I called it a night, went to bed;
While I slept, an odd “glitch”
And improbable switch
Made Joe Biden the winner instead!

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