Your Weekly Politickle: AMERICA LAST



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AMERICA LAST
Our economy’s circling the drain.
Do you feel like you’re struggling in vain?
You can count on Joe Biden
To help by providin’
Umpteen billions to crooks in Ukraine.

From the archive

WHO’S HE?
He’s “in bed” with some bad so-and-sos,
He’s “in bed” with drug pushers and hoes,
He’s “in bed” with Deep Statists
And pedophile sadists,
He’s “in bed” with America’s foes.
(2022)

HERE COMES THE SON!
“I’m so sick of all of this crap, Pop,
This obsession with what’s on my laptop.
Oh, how happy you’d be
If they pinned it on me!
I am not gonna cop to this rap, Pop.”
(2022)

FOR-BIDEN FRUIT
“Hunter, shake a few trees in Iran,
In Ukraine, Belarus, Pakistan.
Who knows what might just drop
To enrich you and Pop?
C’mon shake, Hunter, shake! C’mon, man!”
(2021)

UKRANIUM ONE
Of a scandal, there’s not been a whiff?
Biden, Kerry, Pelosi, and Schiff
All have ties to Ukraine
That they cannot explain:
It’s no longer a question of if.
(2020)

JOE BRIBIN’
“There’s no conflict for me or for Sonny –
That’s a fact, even if it sounds funny.
You can trust me,” says Joe,
“There was no quid pro quo
When we traded influence for money.”
(2019)

Last week’s limerick

CONTENTED
Half-empty or half-full?
It’s quantifiable:
Solid, liquid, gas
Combining in one mass,
The glass is always full.

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