{"id":9893,"date":"2015-08-24T09:28:41","date_gmt":"2015-08-24T14:28:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/?p=9893"},"modified":"2015-08-24T09:28:41","modified_gmt":"2015-08-24T14:28:41","slug":"your-weekly-politickle-worst-firsts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/your-weekly-politickle-worst-firsts\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Politickle: WORST FIRSTS"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"worstfirsts\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:<\/strong><\/p>\n

WORST FIRSTS
\nAll those firsts were considered quite foreign
\n‘Til the day we ostensibly swore in
\nThe first Catholic, Jack,
\nThe first black man, Barack,
\nThe first Native American, Warren.<\/p>\n

From the archive<\/em><\/p>\n

TRANSFORMER
\nIt was destiny, she knew it
\nAnd was certain she could do it:
\nBe the one to set precedent
\nAs the first woman president,
\nBut Obama beat her to it.
\n(2014)<\/p>\n

Last week\u2019s limerick<\/em><\/p>\n

CLINTONEMAIL.COMEDY
\n\u201cYou’ll hand over your emails, complete,
\nWithout further delay or deceit.\u201d
\n\u201cOh, please, don’t have a cow:
\nI’m compiling them now \u2013
\nOops! I’m sorry, I just hit ‘delete.’\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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