{"id":9871,"date":"2015-08-03T08:54:50","date_gmt":"2015-08-03T13:54:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/?p=9871"},"modified":"2015-08-03T14:44:40","modified_gmt":"2015-08-03T19:44:40","slug":"your-weekly-politickle-who-to-believe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/your-weekly-politickle-who-to-believe\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Politickle: WHO TO BELIEVE?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"whotobelieve\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:<\/strong><\/p>\n

WHO TO BELIEVE?
\n. . . But Obama says they\u2019re lies
\nAnd Planned Parenthood denies
\nThe heinous acts
\nAnd felonious facts
\nThat we\u2019ve seen with our own eyes . . .<\/p>\n

From the archive<\/em><\/p>\n

PEACOCK
\n\u201cThere\u2019s no point in anyone tryin\u2019
\nTo find someone who\u2019s better at lyin\u2019,
\n\u2018Cause Barack is the best
\nAnd he does it with zest:
\nHe\u2019s the perfect replacement for Brian!\u201d
\n(2015)<\/p>\n

DETOX
\nTake the pledge and escape from its grip,
\nNevermore from this moment a nip:
\nIf you value your brain,
\nYou must henceforth refrain
\nFrom the vile Mainstream Media drip.
\n(2014)<\/p>\n

THE RULES
\n\u201cWe can tell filthy lies about you
\nAnd there\u2019s nothing at all you can do,
\nBut we\u2019ll make such a fuss
\nIf you criticize us \u2013
\nEven if what you say is quite true.\u201d
\n(2007)<\/p>\n

BIRDS OF A FEATHER
\nThe media rarely deride
\nA President on the same side:
\nFor the faithful defender
\nOf their social agenda,
\nThey\u2019re willing to let some things slide.
\n(1998)<\/p>\n

THE JOURNALIST
\nIn the past, he was forced to \u201cpay dues\u201d
\nAnd develop \u201ca nose for the news.\u201d
\nWell, he still has a nose,
\nBut, my, how it grows
\nWhen the facts must conform to his views!
\n(1996)<\/p>\n

INSTANT ANALYSIS
\nJennings, Rather, Brokaw
\nSeem determined to jabber and jaw.
\nThey think we\u2019re too dumb
\nTo discern the outcome
\nOf the campaign debate we just saw.
\n(1991)<\/p>\n

Last week\u2019s limerick<\/em><\/p>\n

PROSECUTION FOR THE WITNESS
\nHaving witnessed a hideous crime,
\nHe identified all of the prime
\nIndividuals involved,
\nBut the case is resolved
\nWith the witness the one doing time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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