{"id":9723,"date":"2015-03-23T09:10:12","date_gmt":"2015-03-23T14:10:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/?p=9723"},"modified":"2015-03-23T09:10:12","modified_gmt":"2015-03-23T14:10:12","slug":"your-weekly-politickle-the-last-to-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/your-weekly-politickle-the-last-to-know\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Politickle: THE LAST TO KNOW"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE LAST TO KNOW
\n\u201cI’m appalled by these clandestine capers,
\nSo much so that I’m feeling the vapors:
\nI hadn’t a clue
\nI was running a zoo
\n‘Til I read of these things in the papers.\u201d<\/p>\n

From the archive<\/em><\/p>\n

(DOING) THE OBAMA
\nTwo steps forward and bow like Barack.
\nArms akimbo, a single step back.
\nNow a shuffle in place
\nWith a smile on your face.
\nTwo steps forward and bow like Barack . . .
\n(2012)<\/p>\n

CHANGE AGENT
\n\u201cI\u2019m a master at deceivin\u2019,
\nAt wigglin\u2019, waffllin\u2019, weavin\u2019;
\nAnd when I create
\nA socialist state,
\nYou\u2019ll have change you can believe in.\u201d
\n(2008)<\/p>\n

Last week’s limerick<\/em><\/p>\n

CHEATER
\nThe way she plays this game is unique,
\nWhen it’s her turn to count she will peek,
\nWhen you find where she’s hidden
\nShe insists that you didn’t:
\nThat’s how Hillary plays Hide & Seek.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: THE LAST TO KNOW \u201cI’m appalled by these clandestine capers, So much so that I’m feeling the vapors: I hadn’t a clue I was running a zoo ‘Til I read of these things in the papers.\u201d …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"Your Weekly Politickle: THE LAST TO KNOW - Politickles","description":"Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: THE LAST TO KNOW \u201cI'm appalled by these clandestine capers, So much so that I'"},"_slim_seo_primary_term_category":0,"_slim_seo_primary_term_post_tag":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4822,3876,588,3460,4823,12,4230,2442,7,4821],"class_list":["post-9723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-all-i-know-is-what-i-read-in-the-papers","tag-benghazi","tag-fr-duplantier","tag-fast-and-furious","tag-irs-targeting-conservatives","tag-obama","tag-obama-scandal","tag-political-limerick","tag-politickle","tag-the-last-to-know"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9723","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9723"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9723\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}