{"id":7995,"date":"2012-12-07T18:50:03","date_gmt":"2012-12-08T00:50:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/?p=7995"},"modified":"2012-12-07T18:51:32","modified_gmt":"2012-12-08T00:51:32","slug":"stardate-2012-the-land-of-idiots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/stardate-2012-the-land-of-idiots\/","title":{"rendered":"Stardate 2012: The Land of Idiots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/EYkRF_FmD40?feature=player_detailpage\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8220;I can&#8217;t hold it, captain! She&#8217;s gonna blow!&#8221; &#8220;You&#8217;re not supposed to hold it, Scotty, you idiot!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I can&#8217;t hold it, captain! She&#8217;s gonna blow!&#8221; &#8220;You&#8217;re not supposed to hold it, Scotty, you idiot!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"Stardate 2012: The Land of Idiots - Politickles","description":"\"I can't hold it, captain! She's gonna blow!\" \"You're not supposed to hold it, Scotty, you idiot!\""},"_slim_seo_primary_term_category":0,"_slim_seo_primary_term_post_tag":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4030,4029,4031,4032],"class_list":["post-7995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-captain-kirk","tag-turkey-fryer","tag-turkey-fryer-fire","tag-william-shatner"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7995"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7995\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}