{"id":7345,"date":"2012-04-23T10:49:02","date_gmt":"2012-04-23T15:49:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/?p=7345"},"modified":"2012-04-23T10:49:02","modified_gmt":"2012-04-23T15:49:02","slug":"your-weekly-politickle-chow-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/your-weekly-politickle-chow-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Politickle: CHOW TIME"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:<\/strong><\/p>\n

CHOW TIME
\nAt the Kmart, the president got
\nA new 16-quart stainless steel pot;
\nHe\u2019d been getting much thinner,
\nSo he had friends for dinner:
\nRex, King, Rover, Spike, Fido and Spot.<\/p>\n

From the archive:<\/em><\/p>\n

RANDALL ROBINSON
\nYou might meet him for pastries and punch,
\nBut I have the most harrowing hunch
\nThat you’d better decline
\nWhen he utters this line:
\n“I am eager to have you for lunch.”
\n(2005)<\/p>\n

PRESERVATION CAJUN-STYLE
\nSave the salmon and save the seal,
\nSave the gator and save the eel,
\nThe dolphin, the whale,
\nThe mussel, the snail:
\nSave them all for my next meal.
\n(2001)<\/p>\n

Last week\u2019s limerick:<\/em><\/p>\n

IRONIC CURTAIN
\nYou\u2019re not really \u201ctransparent\u201d at all:
\nWhen you\u2019re asked for your records, you stall;
\nYou keep everything hidden,
\nPublic access forbidden.
\nMr. President, tear down this wall!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: CHOW TIME At the Kmart, the president got A new 16-quart stainless steel pot; He\u2019d been getting much thinner, So he had friends for dinner: Rex, King, Rover, Spike, Fido and Spot. From the archive: RANDALL …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"Your Weekly Politickle: CHOW TIME - Politickles","description":"Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: CHOW TIME At the Kmart, the president got A new 16-quart stainless steel pot;"},"_slim_seo_primary_term_category":0,"_slim_seo_primary_term_post_tag":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3692,3690,3691,588,3693,12,3695,7,3694],"class_list":["post-7345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-canine-cuisine","tag-chow-time","tag-eating-dog","tag-fr-duplantier","tag-having-friends-for-dinner","tag-obama","tag-obama-eating-dog","tag-politickle","tag-randall-robinson"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7345\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}