{"id":6943,"date":"2011-12-07T11:53:41","date_gmt":"2011-12-07T17:53:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/?p=6943"},"modified":"2012-12-05T08:27:26","modified_gmt":"2012-12-05T14:27:26","slug":"new-christmas-classics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/new-christmas-classics\/","title":{"rendered":"New Christmas Classics"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

STOOGE<\/span> CHRISTMAS<\/span><\/h2>\n

by F.R. Duplantier
\n(with apologies to Walter Kent, Kim Gannon and Buck Ram)<\/small><\/p>\n

I\u2019ll be home for Christmas
\nyou can plan on me
\nI must see Moe, Larry, Curly, or Joe
\ndestroy a Christmas tree!<\/p>\n

Christmas Eve will find me
\nwhere the blue light beams
\nI\u2019ll be home for Christmas
\nwatching Stooges on TV!<\/p>\n

I\u2019ll be home for Christmas
\nyou can plan on me
\nI must see Moe, Larry, Shemp, Curly Joe
\ndestroy a Christmas tree!<\/p>\n

Christmas Eve will find me
\nwhere the blue light beams
\nI\u2019ll be home for Christmas
\nwatching Stooges on TV!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

JOLIES<\/span> BELLES<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n

by F.R. Duplantier
\n(sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)<\/small><\/p>\n

One morning in Mamou,
\nI danced with Sal and Sue.
\nOoh la la! Comme ci, comme ca,
\nHow I love those pretty girls!<\/p>\n

Jolies belles! Jolies belles!
\nJ’aime les jolies belles!
\nQuelle joyeux c’est pour danser
\nAvec les jolies belles!<\/em><\/p>\n

At breakfast in Breaux Bridge,
\nI danced with Madge and Midge.
\nOoh la la! Comme ci, comme ca,
\nHow I love those pretty girls!<\/p>\n

Jolies belles, ETC.<\/em><\/p>\n

Midday in Morgan City,
\nI danced with Kate and Kitty.
\nOoh la la! Comme ci, comme ca,
\nHow I love those pretty girls!<\/p>\n

Jolies belles, ETC.<\/em><\/p>\n

At lunch in Lafayette
\nI danced with Barb and Bette.
\nOoh la la! Comme ci, comme ca,
\nHow I love those pretty girls!<\/p>\n

Jolies belles, ETC.<\/em><\/p>\n

Afternoon in Abbeville,
\nI danced with Jane and Jill.
\nOoh la la! Comme ci, comme ca,
\nHow I love those pretty girls!<\/p>\n

Jolies belles, ETC.<\/em><\/p>\n

Late day in Thibodaux,
\nI danced with Fran and Flo.
\nOoh la la! Comme ci, comme ca,
\nHow I love those pretty girls!<\/p>\n

Jolies belles, ETC.<\/em><\/p>\n

That evening in Ville Platte,
\nI danced with Pam and Pat.
\nOoh la la! Comme ci, comme ca,
\nHow I love those pretty girls!<\/p>\n

Jolies belles, ETC.<\/em><\/p>\n

Midnight in Mermentau,
\nI danced with Liz and Lo.
\nOoh la la! Comme ci, comme ca,
\nHow I love those pretty girls!<\/p>\n

Jolies belles, ETC.<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Fraudster<\/span> the<\/span> Snowman<\/span><\/h2>\n

by F.R. Duplantier<\/small><\/p>\n

Fraudster the Snowman
\nWas an enterprising pol,
\nWith a trust-fund life
\nAnd an upturned nose
\nAnd a heart made out of coal.<\/p>\n

Fraudster the Snowman
\nWas a senator, they say.
\nHe was made of snow,
\nBut the voters know
\nHow he came to life one day.<\/p>\n

There must have been some magic in
\nThose tight blue jeans they found,
\nFor when they placed them on his legs
\nHe began to dance around.<\/p>\n

O, Fraudster the Snowman
\nFound a way to live for free.
\nWhile the people pay,
\nHe could laugh and play
\nAnd drive around in an SUV.<\/p>\n

Huffedy humbug,
\nHuffedy humbug,
\nLook at Fraudster go.
\nHuffedy humbug,
\nHuffedy humbug,
\nO the bilge of snow!<\/p>\n

Fraudster the Snowman
\nKnew the sun was hot some days,
\nSo he said, “I\u2019ll hoax
\nAll the stupid folks
\nAnd get myself a big pay raise.”<\/p>\n

Down to the village,
\nWith a hockey stick in hand
\nAnd some bogus graphs
\nAnd some doctored stats,
\nShowing crisis for the land.<\/p>\n

He led them to his Waterloo,
\nWhere the facts came out at last,
\nBut he never once admitted that
\nHe was just plain full of crap.<\/p>\n

For Fraudster the Snowman
\nLiked to always have his way,
\nSo he waved goodbye
\nSaying, “Don’t deny,
\nI’ll be back again some day.”<\/p>\n

Huffedy humbug,
\nHuffedy humbug,
\nLook at Fraudster go.
\nHuffedy humbug,
\nHuffedy humbug,
\nO the bilge of snow!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Janet’s Law is<\/span>
\n Coming to Town!<\/span><\/h2>\n

by F.R. Duplantier<\/small><\/p>\n

You\u2019d rather opt out?
\nYou\u2019d better get scanned,
\nCause if you opt out
\nYou\u2019ll get a cold hand:
\nJanet\u2019s Law is coming to town.<\/p>\n

She\u2019s lining you up
\nAnd checking you twice,
\nCouldn\u2019t care less who’s naughty or nice:
\nJanet\u2019s Law is coming to town.<\/p>\n

She sees you when you\u2019re naked,
\nShe knows what\u2019s in your slacks,
\nShe knows that you and grandma could
\nLaunch some terrorist attacks!<\/p>\n

O! You\u2019d rather opt out?
\nYou\u2019d better get scanned,
\nCause if you opt out
\nYou\u2019ll get a cold hand:
\nJanet\u2019s Law is coming to town,
\nJanet\u2019s Law is coming to town.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

STOOGE CHRISTMAS by F.R. Duplantier (with apologies to Walter Kent, Kim Gannon and Buck Ram) I\u2019ll be home for Christmas you can plan on me I must see Moe, Larry, Curly, or Joe destroy a Christmas tree! Christmas Eve will find me where the blue light beams I\u2019ll be home …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"New Christmas Classics - Politickles","description":"STOOGE CHRISTMAS by F.R. Duplantier (with apologies to Walter Kent, Kim Gannon and Buck Ram) I\u2019ll be home for Christmas you can plan on me I must see Moe, Larry"},"_slim_seo_primary_term_category":0,"_slim_seo_primary_term_post_tag":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[435,3458,2150,540,2807,433,3457,450],"class_list":["post-6943","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cajun-christmas","tag-christmas-novelty-song","tag-fraudster-the-snowman","tag-frosty-the-snowman","tag-janets-law-is-coming-to-town","tag-jingle-bells","tag-jolie-belles","tag-stooge-christmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6943","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6943"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6943\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}