{"id":5609,"date":"2010-12-06T10:42:33","date_gmt":"2010-12-06T15:42:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/?p=5609"},"modified":"2010-12-06T10:42:33","modified_gmt":"2010-12-06T15:42:33","slug":"your-weekly-politickle-safety-first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/your-weekly-politickle-safety-first\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Politickle: SAFETY FIRST"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier<\/strong>:<\/p>\n

SAFETY FIRST
\nA student in junior high classes
\nSpotted several suspicious young lasses,
\nBut the principal said
\nHe was out of his head
\nAnd forbade him to wear x-ray glasses.<\/p>\n

From the archive: <\/em><\/p>\n

NEW DEPARTS
\nWhen I travel by air now and then,
\nThe security staff wave me in:
\nI don\u2019t have to be scoped
\nOr publicly groped,
\nI just hand them a lewd 8×10.
\n(2010)<\/small><\/p>\n

TAKEOFF
\n\u201cWith security lapses reviewed
\nOn Flight 253, we conclude:
\nDue to differing beliefs
\nAbout bombs in one\u2019s briefs,
\nEvery passenger now must fly nude.\u201d
\n(2010)<\/small><\/p>\n

Last week’s limerick: <\/em><\/p>\n

FAST FORWARD
\nI remember with special delight
\nHow each holiday had its own rite:
\nNow that commerce trumps living,
\nWe skip over Thanksgiving
\nAnd start Christmas on Halloween night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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