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FRONT TEETH
\nThanta, there’th a thpaith
\nI’d like you to replaith:
\nI’ll jump with glee
\nWhen all can thee
\nThe thmile upon my faith.
\n(2008)<\/p>\n
NAUGHTY
\n“I know just what I want for a gift,
\nAnd I’ll throw such a fit if I’m stiffed!
\nIf you fail to come through,
\nWho knows what I might do?”
\nThe pathetic executive sniffed.
\n(2008)<\/p>\n
CHARGE!
\nAt Thanksgiving we pull out the stopper
\nOn commercialized Christmastime proper:
\nWe’ll have six months to pay,
\nBut stay out of the way
\nOf the stampeding psychotic shopper!
\n(2008)<\/p>\n
EVER PRESENT
\nAll the creches are empty, it’s true,
\nAnd I’m waiting for Jesus anew;
\nHarking back to the Book,
\nI know now where to look:
\nI must find the Lord Jesus in you.
\n(2007)<\/p>\n
$MAS
\nThere is less than a month left, you know,
\nOnly 21 days in a row,
\nBarely 500 hours
\nTo buy yours, mine, and ours,
\n30,000 mere minutes to go!
\n(2007)<\/p>\n
MERI KURISUMASU
\nIf you find “Frohliche Weihnachten” odd,
\n“Buon Natale” and “Feliz Navidad,”
\nEven “Joyeux Noel”
\nUnfamiliar as well,
\n“Merry Christmas” should then get the nod.
\n(2006)<\/p>\n
NATIVITY
\nTell me how can an innocent Child \u2014
\nHoly Infant, so tender and mild \u2014
\nBe the object of scorn
\nFrom the moment He\u2019s born:
\nRejected, resented, reviled?
\n(2005)<\/p>\n
CLAUSTROPHOBIA
\nIs there somewhere I can go
\nThat the Santas do not know,
\nA Santa-free zone
\nI can call my own
\nAnd not hear that “ho ho ho”?
\n(2005)<\/p>\n
DECK THE GALS
\n“Merry Christmas!” she crowed, and then smiled,
\nLeaving less seasoned shoppers beguiled.
\n“Now get out of my way
\n‘Cause I don’t have all day
\nAnd I must have that toy for my child!”
\n(2005)<\/p>\n
YULE GET OVER IT
\nSo what if you feel disempowered
\nBy someone who\u2019s grimaced or glowered?
\nIf you\u2019re frightened to say
\n“Merry Christmas” today,
\nYou\u2019re simply a Noel coward!
\n(2004)<\/p>\n
MERRY CHRISTMAS, BEDFORD FALLS!
\nHe\u2019s known plenty of struggle and strife,
\nBut George Bailey is blessed with a wife
\nAnd family and friends
\nOn whom he depends:
\nWhat he has is a wonderful life.
\n(2002)<\/p>\n
KILLJOY
\nWho but a hardhearted heathen
\nFor some nefarious reason
\nWould ignore the morn
\nWhen our Savior was born
\nAnd call Christmas the “holiday season”?
\n(2002)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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