{"id":4008,"date":"2009-12-04T19:59:49","date_gmt":"2009-12-05T00:59:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/?p=4008"},"modified":"2010-03-01T23:04:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-02T04:04:00","slug":"4008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/4008\/","title":{"rendered":"He&#8217;s Melting!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4007\" title=\"Fraudster\" src=\"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/Fraudster.jpg\" alt=\"Fraudster\" width=\"336\" height=\"398\" srcset=\"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/Fraudster.jpg 336w, http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/Fraudster-253x300.jpg 253w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 336px) 100vw, 336px\" \/><\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">Fraudster the Snowman<\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">by F.R. Duplantier<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Fraudster the Snowman<br \/>\nWas an enterprising pol,<br \/>\nWith a trust-fund life<br \/>\nAnd an upturned nose<br \/>\nAnd a heart made out of coal.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Fraudster the Snowman<br \/>\nWas a senator, they say.<br \/>\nHe was made of snow,<br \/>\nBut the voters know<br \/>\nHow he came to life one day.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">There must have been some magic in<br \/>\nThose tight blue jeans they found,<br \/>\nFor when they placed them on his legs<br \/>\nHe began to dance around.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">O, Fraudster the Snowman<br \/>\nFound a way to live for free.<br \/>\nWhile the people pay,<br \/>\nHe could laugh and play<br \/>\nAnd drive around in an SUV.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Huffedy humbug,<br \/>\nHuffedy humbug,<br \/>\nLook at Fraudster go.<br \/>\nHuffedy humbug,<br \/>\nHuffedy humbug,<br \/>\nO the bilge of snow!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Fraudster the Snowman<br \/>\nKnew the sun was hot some days,<br \/>\nSo he said, &#8220;I\u2019ll hoax<br \/>\nAll the stupid folks<br \/>\nAnd get myself a big pay raise.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Down to the village,<br \/>\nWith a hockey stick in hand<br \/>\nAnd some bogus graphs<br \/>\nAnd some doctored stats,<br \/>\nShowing crisis for the land.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">He led them to his Waterloo,<br \/>\nWhere the facts came out at last,<br \/>\nBut he never once admitted that<br \/>\nHe was just plain full of crap.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">For Fraudster the Snowman<br \/>\nLiked to always have his way,<br \/>\nSo he waved goodbye<br \/>\nSaying, &#8220;Don&#8217;t deny,<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll be back again some day.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Huffedy humbug,<br \/>\nHuffedy humbug,<br \/>\nLook at Fraudster go.<br \/>\nHuffedy humbug,<br \/>\nHuffedy humbug,<br \/>\nO the bilge of snow!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/pages\/Fraudster-the-Snowman\/192655936675\">Join the Fraudster the Snowman Fan Club on Facebook.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fraudster the Snowman by F.R. Duplantier Fraudster the Snowman Was an enterprising pol, With a trust-fund life And an upturned nose And a heart made out of coal. Fraudster the Snowman Was a senator, they say. He was made of snow, But the voters know How he came to life &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"He's Melting! - Politickles","description":"Fraudster the Snowman by F.R. 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