{"id":2312,"date":"2009-04-19T11:12:21","date_gmt":"2009-04-19T16:12:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/?p=2312"},"modified":"2009-05-10T10:05:43","modified_gmt":"2009-05-10T15:05:43","slug":"your-weekly-politickle-25","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/your-weekly-politickle-25\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Politickle: WE\u2019RE ALL TERRORISTS NOW"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">WE\u2019RE ALL TERRORISTS NOW<br \/>\nIf your moral convictions are strong,<br \/>\nYou distinguish between right and wrong,<br \/>\nAnd believe in one God,<br \/>\nThen you\u2019re certainly odd<br \/>\nAnd a prison is where you belong.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>From the archive:<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">NO CHILD LEFT<br \/>\nIf a kid is a bit of a scamp<br \/>\nAnd resists the new socialist stamp,<br \/>\nHe will be reassigned<br \/>\nAnd his mind realigned<br \/>\nAt a reeducational camp.<br \/>\n<small>(2008)<\/small><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SCHADENFREUDE<br \/>\nWhy do liberals like to besmirch<br \/>\nInstitutions confirmed by research<br \/>\nAs conducive to wealth,<br \/>\nHappiness, and health \u2013<br \/>\nSuch as marriage, the family, and church?<br \/>\n<small>(1998)<\/small><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Last week&#8217;s limerick:<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">THE ANCIENT MARINATOR<br \/>\nThere once was a geezer named Pops<br \/>\nWho was handy with barbecue mops<br \/>\nAnd with consummate skill<br \/>\nWould perform at the grill,<br \/>\nSearing t-bones, leg quarters, and chops.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: WE\u2019RE ALL TERRORISTS NOW If your moral convictions are strong, You distinguish between right and wrong, And believe in one God, Then you\u2019re certainly odd And a prison is where you belong. From the archive: NO &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"Your Weekly Politickle: WE\u2019RE ALL TERRORISTS NOW - Politickles","description":"Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: WE\u2019RE ALL TERRORISTS NOW If your moral convictions are strong, You distinguish"},"_slim_seo_primary_term_category":0,"_slim_seo_primary_term_post_tag":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1302,1303,1305,1304,1301,1306,563],"class_list":["post-2312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-department-of-homeland-security","tag-dhs","tag-extremist","tag-fbi","tag-janet-napolitano","tag-terrorist","tag-your-weekly-politickle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2312"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2312\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}