{"id":2228,"date":"2009-04-12T22:17:03","date_gmt":"2009-04-13T03:17:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/?p=2228"},"modified":"2009-05-10T10:06:50","modified_gmt":"2009-05-10T15:06:50","slug":"your-weekly-politickle-24","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/your-weekly-politickle-24\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Politickle: THE ANCIENT MARINATOR"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">THE ANCIENT MARINATOR<br \/>\nThere once was a geezer named Pops<br \/>\nWho was handy with barbecue mops<br \/>\nAnd with consummate skill<br \/>\nWould perform at the grill,<br \/>\nSearing t-bones, leg quarters, and chops.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>From the archive:<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BASKET CASE<br \/>\nMy obesity just isn&#8217;t funny<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;m suing for bundles of money:<br \/>\nWhen a basket of candy<br \/>\nIs too full and too handy,<br \/>\nWho&#8217;s to blame but the old Easter Bunny?<br \/>\n<small>(2005)<\/small><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Last week&#8217;s limerick:<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">HOLY WEEK<br \/>\nSo begins the passion play:<br \/>\nEvil triumphs for a day,<br \/>\nBut Friday\u2019s cross<br \/>\nRedeems our loss<br \/>\nAnd confirms us in the Way.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: THE ANCIENT MARINATOR There once was a geezer named Pops Who was handy with barbecue mops And with consummate skill Would perform at the grill, Searing t-bones, leg quarters, and chops. From the archive: BASKET CASE &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"Your Weekly Politickle: THE ANCIENT MARINATOR - Politickles","description":"Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: THE ANCIENT MARINATOR There once was a geezer named Pops Who was handy with ba"},"_slim_seo_primary_term_category":0,"_slim_seo_primary_term_post_tag":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1247,1248,563],"class_list":["post-2228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ancient-marinator","tag-barbecue","tag-your-weekly-politickle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}