NAME GAME
Your original name was Ted,<\/span>
Or Fred or Jed or Ned,<\/span>
But now you are Marilyn
Or possibly Geralyn:
All this nonsense is just in your head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
From the archive<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n DOG GONE DYSPHORIA A MISS BRUISED GENDER TITLE NEIN SPOTTED YOU\u2019RE IN DOUBT? UNLOCKER ROOM NO FARTHER PAN Last week’s limerick<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n POSSESSED NAME GAMEYour original name was Ted,Or Fred or Jed or Ned,But now you are MarilynOr possibly Geralyn:All this nonsense is just in your head. From the archive DOG GONE\u201cCompetition was keen, as you know,But the judges decided to goWith Felipe the Frog,Who presents as a dogAnd is hereby declared \u2018Best …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"NAME GAME - Politickles","description":"NAME GAME Your original name was Ted, Or Fred or Jed or Ned, But now you are Marilyn Or possibly Geralyn: All this nonsense is just in your head. From the archi"},"_slim_seo_primary_term_category":0,"_slim_seo_primary_term_post_tag":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15367"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15367\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15372,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15367\/revisions\/15372"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u201cCompetition was keen, as you know,
But the judges decided to go
With Felipe the Frog,
Who presents as a dog
And is hereby declared \u2018Best of Show.\u2019\u201d
(2022)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI\u2019m a woman without any tits,
I\u2019m a woman without woman bits,
I\u2019m a woman who can
Urinate like a man,
I\u2019m a woman who\u2019s out of her wits.\u201d
(2022)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cIn the locker room, I saw a chick
And I said to my bestie, \u2018Look quick:
See that girl over there
Who\u2019s blow-drying her hair?
Tell me why does that chick have a dick?\u2019\u201d
(2022)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI\u2019m a man. No, a woman. No, man.
I change gender as fast as I can.
Call me \u2018him,\u2019 call me \u2018her,\u2019
But you\u2019d better concur
With the gender I currently am.\u201d
(2019)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThe gold medal I won in a whirl
At the annual state intermural:
You may think I\u2019m a scamp,
But I\u2019m still the new champ \u2013
And the boy who just beat the best girl.\u201d
(2018)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A ladybug, asked why
She seemed to be so shy
About sharing a shower
On a marigold flower,
Said, \u201cThat<\/em> ladybug\u2019s a guy!\u201d
(2016)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cIf you\u2019re not really sure of your stance
As to bathrooms, then why take a chance?
Confused about gender?
Do what I do: Surrender \u2014
And just stand there and pee in your pants.\u201d
(2015)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In the past when a pervert would peek,
He\u2019d be met with a slap or a shriek:
Now he says he\u2019s a woman,
Is entitled to come in,
Not be treated like some kind of freak.
(2015)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cFather\u2019s Day rolls around and (oh, brother!),
If it\u2019s not one weird thing, it\u2019s another.
Meet my current stepdad,
The third one that I\u2019ve had:
He\u2019s now trying to pass as my mother.\u201d
(2015)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S\/he was straight, s\/he was bi, s\/he was gay:
Open-minded, s\/he went any way,
Even trying out trans,
At last settling on sans<\/em>,
Too exhausted for any more play.
(2014)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Under him every error advances
And anomalies appear in finances.
Are his duties forsaken
Or is this see taken?
There is something bizarre about Francis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"