{"id":13473,"date":"2022-05-30T02:52:00","date_gmt":"2022-05-30T07:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/?p=13473"},"modified":"2022-05-30T05:49:20","modified_gmt":"2022-05-30T10:49:20","slug":"your-weekly-politickle-sos-umami","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/your-weekly-politickle-sos-umami\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Politickle: SO’S UMAMI!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

SO\u2019S UMAMI!
When I\u2019m hungry, I do not devour
Something sweet, bitter, salty, or sour:
No, I swallow salami,
That savory tsunami,
Let that pepper my palate empower.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

From the archive<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

HAPPY VAX-GIVING
In addition to boiled shrimp and crab,
Goose p\u00e2t\u00e9, artichokes, gumbo zab,
Crawfish bisque, and wild rice:
A syringe filled with spice,
\u2019Cause the turkey is getting the jab.
(2021)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LEFTOVERS
Thursday\u2019s carcass long after supplies
Turkey Sandwiches, Stews, and Pot Pies;
Turkey Omelets, Fettucini,
Casseroles, Tetrazzini;
Turkey Gumbo, \u00e0 la King, and Surprise.
(2011)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

OOH LA LA!
A fried turkey injected with spice,
Shrimp-stuffed mirlitons and dirty rice,
Pecan pie, oyster dressing \u2013
How we rush through the blessing!
Yes, a Creole Thanksgiving is nice.
(2008)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201dLast week\u2019s limerick<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

DEPENDENT KLAUS
\u201cYou\u2019ll own nothing and be happy,\u201d
Says Klaus Schwab, who\u2019s feeling crappy.
Klaus is in a snit
And throwing a fit:
Someone needs to change his nappy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: SO\u2019S UMAMI!When I\u2019m hungry, I do not devourSomething sweet, bitter, salty, or sour:No, I swallow salami,That savory tsunami,Let that pepper my palate empower. From the archive HAPPY VAX-GIVINGIn addition to boiled shrimp and crab,Goose p\u00e2t\u00e9, artichokes, …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"Your Weekly Politickle: SO'S UMAMI! - Politickles","description":"Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: SO\u2019S UMAMI! When I\u2019m hungry, I do not devour Something sweet, bitter, salty, o"},"_slim_seo_primary_term_category":0,"_slim_seo_primary_term_post_tag":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13473"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13473\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}