{"id":13467,"date":"2022-05-23T01:50:00","date_gmt":"2022-05-23T06:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/?p=13467"},"modified":"2022-05-23T08:58:46","modified_gmt":"2022-05-23T13:58:46","slug":"your-weekly-politickle-dependent-klaus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/your-weekly-politickle-dependent-klaus\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Politickle: DEPENDENT KLAUS"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

DEPENDENT KLAUS
\u201cYou\u2019ll own nothing and be happy,\u201d
Says Klaus Schwab, who\u2019s feeling crappy.
Klaus is in a snit
And throwing a fit:
Someone needs to change his nappy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

From the archive<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

FRAUDSTER THE SNOWMAN
Fraudster the Snowman
Was an enterprising pol,
With a trust-fund life
And an upturned nose
And a heart made out of coal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fraudster the Snowman
Was a senator, they say.
He was made of snow,
But the voters know
How he came to life one day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There must have been some magic in
Those tight blue jeans they found,
For when they placed them on his legs
He began to dance around.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

O, Fraudster the Snowman
Found a way to live for free.
While the people pay,
He could laugh and play
And drive around in an SUV.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Huffedy humbug,
Huffedy humbug,
Look at Fraudster go.
Huffedy humbug,
Huffedy humbug,
O the bilge of snow!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fraudster the Snowman
Knew the sun was hot some days,
So he said, \u201cI\u2019ll hoax
All the stupid folks
And get myself a big pay raise.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Down to the village,
With a hockey stick in hand
And some bogus graphs
And some doctored stats,
Showing crisis for the land.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He led them to his Waterloo,
Where the facts came out at last,
But he never once admitted that
He was just plain full of crap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

For Fraudster the Snowman
Liked to always have his way,
So he waved goodbye
Saying, \u201cDon\u2019t deny,
I\u2019ll be back again some day.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Huffedy humbug,
Huffedy humbug,
Look at Fraudster go.
Huffedy humbug,
Huffedy humbug,
O the bilge of snow!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Last week\u2019s limerick<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

2000 MULES
They were paid to deliver the votes,
So to change the results of the totes,
Stuffing box after box
Over multiple blocks,
Thus creating the Joe Biden bloats.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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