{"id":11577,"date":"2019-03-25T04:07:59","date_gmt":"2019-03-25T09:07:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/?p=11577"},"modified":"2019-03-23T18:10:22","modified_gmt":"2019-03-23T23:10:22","slug":"your-weekly-politickle-turnabout","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/your-weekly-politickle-turnabout\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Politickle: TURNABOUT"},"content":{"rendered":"

Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:<\/strong><\/p>\n

TURNABOUT
\nRobert Mueller at last retires
\nWithout adding more fuel to the fires.
\nSurprise! Surprise!
\nIt was nothing but lies!
\nNow it\u2019s time to go after the liars.<\/p>\n

\n

From the archive<\/em><\/p>\n

\n

MC<\/small>CABE AND MR. MUELLER<\/span>
\n<\/strong>It\u2019s the story of Andy and Bob
\nAnd the president they tried to rob
\nBy staging a coup
\nWith charges untrue
\nOn behalf of the Insider mob.
\n(2019)<\/p>\n

STRZOK OUT
\nWhat\u2019s impossible now to deny is
\nThat it\u2019s perfectly clear when a guy is
\nKissing Hillary\u2019s rump
\nAs he tries to frame Trump
\nThat he\u2019s guilty of obvious bias.
\n(2018)<\/p>\n

IF IT PROSPER
\nAll the sins of the Clintons are bared,
\nYet you\u2019d think not a single soul cared,
\nBut we know what\u2019s the reason
\nNone dare call it treason:
\nThey\u2019re complicit, complacent, or scared.
\n(2018)<\/p>\n

DEEP STATE
\nThey assure us they\u2019re loyal and true
\nAnd were not instigating a coup
\nBy creating the illusion
\nOf Russian collusion<\/span>.
\nWell, that\u2019s that. I\u2019m convinced. How about you?
\n(2018)<\/p>\n

A HIGHER ROYALTY
\nThere\u2019s a law that prohibits a crook
\nFrom producing a film or a book,
\nMaking even one dime
\nBy exploiting his crime:
\nMaybe Comey<\/span> should give it a look.
\n(2018)<\/p>\n

JIM RAT
\nComey<\/span>\u2019s IQ may be higher
\nAnd that maybe makes him slyer
\nThan us common folk,
\nBut he\u2019s still a joke \u2013
\nAnd a pathological liar.
\n(2018)<\/p>\n

LYNCH<\/span> PARTY
\nAt the gallows are gathered the gang,
\nIn their consciences feeling no pang.
\nAs the nooses draw taut,
\nStill surprised they got caught,
\nHaughty Hillary\u2019s hooligans hang.
\n(2018)<\/p>\n

URANIUM<\/span> ONE
\nTo avoid an erroneous conclusion,
\nLet\u2019s begin by dispelling confusion:
\nIt was Hillary<\/span> who took
\nRussian bribes like a crook,
\nIt was Hillary<\/span> engaged in collusion<\/span>.
\n(2017)<\/p>\n

WELL, DUH!
\nI had never the slightest confusion
\nAnd came easily to this conclusion,
\nNeeding no one to show me
\nIt was Mueller<\/span> and Comey<\/span>
\nWith the Clintons engaged in collusion<\/span>.
\n(2017)<\/p>\n

DITTO MACHINE
\nIt\u2019s now time to suspend the discussions
\nAnd consider the grim repercussions:
\nIt\u2019s true Trump had an ace
\nIn the Limbaugh fan base
\nAnd engaged in collusion<\/span> with Rush-ians.
\n(2017)<\/p>\n

LYNCHPIN<\/span>
\n\u201cDon\u2019t worry,\u201d said Bill, \u201cit\u2019s a cinch.
\nWe just need to hang tough and not flinch.
\nHow can acts be illicit
\nWhen the boss is complicit
\nAnd our friend will come through in a pinch?\u201d
\n(2016)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Last week\u2019s limerick<\/em><\/p>\n

PLAN C
\nWhat they did way back when and kept hid
\nAre the things they now claim that Trump did:
\nTo establish equivalence
\nAnd encourage ambivalence
\nIs their latest, most desperate bid.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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