{"id":11530,"date":"2019-02-18T04:55:20","date_gmt":"2019-02-18T10:55:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/?p=11530"},"modified":"2019-02-16T15:45:06","modified_gmt":"2019-02-16T21:45:06","slug":"your-weekly-politickle-sandy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/your-weekly-politickle-sandy\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Politickle: SANDY"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SANDY<br \/>\nShe may sound like she\u2019s been on a bender,<br \/>\nBut this babbling, bug-eyed bartender<br \/>\nHas great knowledge and skill:<br \/>\nIf you ask her, she will<br \/>\nMake a pitcher of drinks in a blender.<\/p>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>From the archive<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CINO*<br \/>\n\u201cIf my actions make no sense,<br \/>\nI\u2019ll say this in my defense:<br \/>\nI\u2019m a psychopathic<br \/>\nRoman Catholic<br \/>\nWhose faith is mere pretense.\u201d<br \/>\n<small>(2003)<br \/>\n*Catholic in Name Only<\/small><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Last week\u2019s limerick<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">AOC<br \/>\n\u201cOMG! Can it possibly be<br \/>\nNo one\u2019s had this idea before me?<br \/>\nTo recoup what we spent,<br \/>\nTax one hundred percent<br \/>\nAnd make everything everywhere free!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: SANDY She may sound like she\u2019s been on a bender, But this babbling, bug-eyed bartender Has great knowledge and skill: If you ask her, she will Make a pitcher of drinks in a blender. From the &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"slim_seo":{"title":"Your Weekly Politickle: SANDY - Politickles","description":"Feel free to publish, post, or pass on Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier: SANDY She may sound like she\u2019s been on a bender, But this babbling, bug-eyed b"},"_slim_seo_primary_term_category":0,"_slim_seo_primary_term_post_tag":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5591,5594,5595,588,5592,2442,7,5593],"class_list":["post-11530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-alexandria-ocasio-cortez","tag-bug-eyed-bartender","tag-democratic-socialist","tag-fr-duplantier","tag-green-new-deal","tag-political-limerick","tag-politickle","tag-sandy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11530"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11530\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/politickles.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}